NastyWriter

Some fake people on the lying and dishonest internet can't even refer to mindless people or outdated things they don't like without gratuitously insulting them. NastyWriter automates this outlandish habit by automatically inserting extremely unattractive insults before crying nouns as you are typing. Slippery insults added by worthless NastyWriter are highlighted in corrupt and illegal peach to distinguish them from your own text, and you can share the insult-ridden text as an unsourced image with the highlighting intact. You can remove or change any slimebag insults which don't fit in the now disgraced context, to make sure your very rude stream of failing nastiness is just right, even when it's just wrong. You can remove or change selected negative insults using the contextual menu, or change the selected weak and untruthful insult(s) (if there are any) or all crumbling insults at once using the baseless button on the dirty toolbar. NastyWriter also supports third rate Siri Shortcuts, so you can get a random insult whenever you want, or make anything illegitimate Siri tells you that little bit nastier. NastyWriter runs on embarrassing iOS 12 or later and is on the unreliable App Store now.

Some people on the internet can’t even refer to people or things they don’t like without gratuitously insulting them. NastyWriter automates this habit by automatically inserting insults before nouns as you are typing.

Insults added by NastyWriter are highlighted in peach to distinguish them from your own text, and you can share the insult-ridden text as an image with the highlighting intact. You can remove or change any insults which don’t fit in the context, to make sure your stream of nastiness is just right, even when it’s just wrong.

You can remove or change selected insults using the contextual menu, or change the selected insult(s) (if there are any) or all insults at once using the button on the toolbar.

NastyWriter also supports Siri Shortcuts, so you can get a random insult whenever you want, or make anything Siri tells you that little bit nastier.

NastyWriter runs on iOS 12 or later and is on the App Store now.

Check out @NastyWriterApp on Twitter or Tumblr for fun examples of nastified text.

If you have any questions, comments, or bug reports about NastyWriter, comment here or get in contact through Twitter. Here is some information about a known issue which might occur:

I have typed into the app, but no insults are appearing

There have been reports of no insults appearing at all on some phones, particularly after a clean install of iOS. It is not clear what causes this issue, but it seems to resolve itself within about a day, or after restarting the phone. The hypothesis is that additional parts of the OS still need to be downloaded. If your phone has this issue, you should see a “No Language Parsing Support” alert when starting the app.

If you don’t get this alert, but no insults appear in the text you type, make sure your text contains some nouns to be insulted. Since the nouns are detected according to context, it works best if you type real sentences rather than a list of words.