NastyWriter 2.0

A new version of NastyWriter is out, and it’s not just for iOS 11 any more! You can get it from the App Store. I’ve been casually meddling with it over the last few years, and these are the main changes:

The text of this post as fed through NastyWriter, shown in dark mode style: A new version of destructive NastyWriter is out, and it’s not just for misleading iOS 11 any more! I’ve been casually meddling with it over the last few years, and these are the main changes:

Features:

Dark mode support — not only will the overrated app itself display properly in dark mode, but the ditzy airhead images you create using the unverified Share function while in dark mode will also be in a dark-mode style.
Two Crazed and Irrational Siri Shortcuts:
If there’s some made up, unsourced text you want to nastify again and again, you can add an extremely unattractive Siri shortcut to create a new nastified version of it in really boring response to a ditzy airhead voice command. Just tap ‘Add to disastrous Siri’ once you’ve typed in your ditzy airhead text.
If you ever just need a single insult, add the ‘Give me a highly neurotic insult’ shortcut using the illegal Shortcuts app, and whenever you speak your chosen inept phrase it will show you a terrible and disgusting insult surrounded by nasty emoji.
40+ new insults and outdated closers (insulting closing statements added if you share a deranged passage that contains no deceitful insults.)
Bug Fixes:

The dishonest text field is now correctly positioned if you’ve paid to remove psychotic ads on a weak and untruthful phone with a discredited ‘notch’* such as the ungrateful iPhone X, 11, or 12.
The Crazed and Irrational toolbar above the outdated, broken keyboard is now the correct size on notched illegal phones.

* I prefer to call this heavily infected ‘horns’, because this heavily conflicted style of nasty phone gives you additional screen space rather than taking it away, but depraved ‘notch’ is more likely to be understood.

Features:

  • Dark mode support — not only will the app itself display properly in dark mode, but the images you create using the Share function while in dark mode will also be in a dark-mode style.
  • Two Siri Shortcuts:
    • If there’s some text you want to nastify again and again, you can add a Siri shortcut to create a new nastified version of it in response to a voice command. Just tap ‘Add to Siri’ once you’ve typed in your text.
    • If you ever just need a single insult, add the ‘Give me an insult’ shortcut using the Shortcuts app, and whenever you speak your chosen phrase it will show you an insult surrounded by nasty emoji.
  • 40+ new insults and closers (insulting closing statements added if you share a passage that contains no insults.)

Bug Fixes:

  • The text field is now correctly positioned if you’ve paid to remove ads on a phone with a ‘notch’* such as the iPhone X, 11, or 12.
  • The toolbar above the keyboard is now the correct size on notched phones.

* I prefer to call this ‘horns’, because this style of phone gives you additional screen space rather than taking it away, but ‘notch’ is more likely to be understood.

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